1. Nobody ever says "hey, we ran out of laundry detergent, who's turn is it?" we just assume it's ours and each buy more.
    As a result, this is the first time in a year we've run out of laundry detergent.
  2. They put cold beers on the stairs.
    This is the only way, sometimes, to get me off the couch and up to bed at a decent hour.
  3. Nobody questions the suggestion that we should turn the living room into a blanket fort.
    Instead, the response is "do we have blankets long enough? C'mon, we're going to IKEA."
  4. Our wifi is called "3 TVs, 2 Wiis, 0 Boyfriends."
    I mean, Sam has a girlfriend. But he doesn't mind.