REASONS I LOVE MY ROOMMATES.
- •Nobody ever says "hey, we ran out of laundry detergent, who's turn is it?" we just assume it's ours and each buy more.As a result, this is the first time in a year we've run out of laundry detergent.
- •They put cold beers on the stairs.This is the only way, sometimes, to get me off the couch and up to bed at a decent hour.
- •Nobody questions the suggestion that we should turn the living room into a blanket fort.Instead, the response is "do we have blankets long enough? C'mon, we're going to IKEA."
- •Our wifi is called "3 TVs, 2 Wiis, 0 Boyfriends."I mean, Sam has a girlfriend. But he doesn't mind.