THINGS I HAVE BEEN DOING INSTEAD OF MAKING LISTS

Bless me, List App, for I have sinned.
  1. Starting a new job
  2. Leaving the new job
  3. Finding another new job
  4. Coping with unemployment until new new job starts. See below.
  5. Getting a new phone without a screen that makes me bleed.
  6. Training for a 5k that will absolutely kill me
  7. Whining about training for aforementioned 5K
  8. Watching the Pats beat the Giants and being a TOTAL dick about it
  9. Drinking beer and then subsequently scaring myself with my own burps