collected from having known @charlie 6 years and edited so as to not be too embarrassing
  1. eat all non-liquid foods with his hands
  2. quote manners books about how acceptable it is to eat asparagus with his hands
  3. wear a different pair of dress shoes on each foot without realizing
  4. walk like he is scooping the air (the way they teach you to swim efficiently)
  5. run his hand through his hair incessantly while eating so that a lot of hair ends up in his food
  6. run his hands through my hair until I look like a disheveled crazy person
  7. chug so fast half the beer is on his shirt
  8. refuse to eat anything that looks "weird". which includes things nobody else thinks looks weird
  9. talk about how much he vehemently hates Love Actually