WHY DUCKS ARE THE BEST EVER

I had a duck for over 10 years. she was my best friend
  1. they waddle
  2. they poo, pee, and lay eggs out the same hole
  3. their eggs are tasty (altho im sure they sound less tasty after last thing)
  4. they follow you around
  5. they float
  6. they love toes
  7. they have elaborate labyrinth vaginas
  8. some breeds have pompoms on their heads
  9. they like to play head bopping games
  10. they sleep with their head turned 180 degrees around, beak under wings
  11. ducklings are just too stinking cute