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  1. Chews on his tongue while staring blankly ahead
    I've seen this behavior by a grown person on a bus and it was terrifying
  2. Farts a lot
    Without reservation or judgment, in public, while in others' arms or my own
  3. Same with the burps
    No regard for social graces
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Because I just joined and after a brief search I want something more
  1. David Sedaris
    I know he doesn't actually do his own social media, but damn. I want some Thedarith.
  2. Anna Kendrick
    She rules all of the funny musings and self-deprecating/aggrandizing things. Why not this too????
  3. Dr. Denis Leary
    Just trust me.
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