I'm probably the last to figure out he's not real, it's ridiculous
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    Grandma broke it to me
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    She was telling me how she'd ask grandpa for πŸ’° for Santa's presents
    Thinking I knew about it. Noooope.
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    I've got to be the most gullible person ever.
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    I found out when I was 1️⃣6️⃣
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    And I was like 😱😱😱
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    Mom passes by and asked, "What, it didn't occur to you that you got presents from Santa at home AND grandma's house!?"
    I just figured Santa wasn't sure where to drop it off (I spend a good chunk of my life at grandma's), so he dropped one off at both houses, making sure I get it! There was also a theory about "regional Santas", and that there really isn't just one Santa, but many working together. I stuck by these theories for many years, obviously.
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    I mean, one year, I got reaaal suspicious because Santa used the same invisible tape Mom used to wrap presents
    Mom told me, "Oh! Santa and I just use the same tape, I guess!" I fell for it, of course.
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    But you know what, I believe the spirit of Santa does exist
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    I took photos with Santa last year and whispered I wanted an iPhone 6 for Christmas. Guess what? I magically got a free iPhone 6 for Christmas. He's reaaalll!!!!!
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    Santa's real and you can't tell me otherwise!!
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    Merry Christmas, everyone!! πŸ’šπŸŽ„πŸ’š