THE WHEELS ON THIS MEGABUS GO ROUND AND ROUND
I'm bored because I'm on a bus for 4 & 1/2 hours and I like people watching
- •I'm sitting next to a fidgeting girl.She keeps putting back on her jacket and then taking it off... Also, she's hogging the outlets and IM PISSED.
- •I think the guy across the aisle from me is in a mariachi band.That's not just because he's Mexican, but he also has a larger-than-life guitar shaped case with him. Plus he looks like he could get jiggy with it.
- •There's a guy in the front of the bus that is very fineHe's probably late twenties, great beard, nice style, and good hair. 8/10 to say the least. He keeps turning around and we keep making eye contact, God bless. AHHH
- •A little bit ago, a lady stood up to walk to the bathroom and looked like a deer in headlights.Maybe she had to drop her kids off at the pool or maybe she just how snarly my hair is from sleeping with my hood up rip.
- •There's an older woman sitting in front of me that literally could not hear a SINGLE thing that the bus driver said.She kept turning around, all tucked under her blanket, and asking me to reiterate what he was saying so that's fun. I bet she's a nice lady and all, but I have a headache and I was done with this ride before it even started.
- •THE CUTE GUY STOOD UPIs he walking towards me?! Omg he is. What do I do?! Okay um look casual, just look at your phone and then as he walks up to you --- *walks past me*. I hear the door shut and realize that it really was just to use the bathroom. God damn, I was in it to win it with him.
- •The lady behind me has been screaming in Spanish to someone over the phone during the tripShe's definitely gossiping and it has something to do about a María... Fucking María, let me tell you something about María, she's a piece of work.
- •The bus driver just pulled the bus over to use the bathroomI wonder if he took the keys with him, I should try to commandeer the bus just for funsies. I've never driven a bus but it couldn't be much harder than a Ford Focus, right?
- •As a side note, traffic sucks booty and I'm tired so I'm going to take a nap. Gbye