EMPTY BEDTIME PROMISES

That I'll never follow through with
  1. That's it. Tomorrow's the day I get my shit together
  2. No more Nutella for breakfast
  3. DEFINITELY no more Nutella for lunch
  4. Afternoon cookie break? Not a chance
  5. Seriously no chocolate throughout the day, only as a reward after dinner
  6. Salad from now on
  7. Maybe I'll even run
  8. Or just walk briskly. Yes, I think I'll go for a nice long walk after class!
  9. Chicken and rice for dinner should do the trick
  10. Don't even think about the after-dinner Nutella sandwich
  11. You have a serious issue, seriously what is wrong with you
  12. That's it, summer bod here I come
  13. You got this
  14. ...until morning