SOME THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND
- •Celebrity CookbooksWhy would I care about Elvis's favorite recipes? He probably never even cooked them
- •The undying love for TexasI love Friday Night Lights as much as anyone but I would not want that to be my life. Clear eyes, full hearts, you definitely can lose in this state.
- •Tissues with lotionThey're weirdly damp. Don't really feel softer.
- •Black holesThey are terrifying. Where do they go? Why don't we understand them yet? No thank you.