SOME THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND

  1. Celebrity Cookbooks
    Why would I care about Elvis's favorite recipes? He probably never even cooked them
  2. The undying love for Texas
    I love Friday Night Lights as much as anyone but I would not want that to be my life. Clear eyes, full hearts, you definitely can lose in this state.
  3. Tissues with lotion
    They're weirdly damp. Don't really feel softer.
  4. Black holes
    They are terrifying. Where do they go? Why don't we understand them yet? No thank you.