1. When someone forgets a basket ingredient on Chopped
    Awaiting the inevitable "this is amazing, but I don't think I got any *ingredient* :/" from the judges
  2. Being the first car sitting at a stoplight
    Did I pull up too far? Where was the line? Am I super far away? This light is a long one, isn't it?
  3. Leaving to pee during a movie in the theater
    All you hear is your peeing in the nearly-empty bathroom. Thinking of all the possible things that could be happening in the movie right NOW! Whispering "what did I miss" and getting a half-assed response.
  4. Waking up in a panic, realizing you have more time
    I'M LATE!!!! Oh.. It's only 4:15???? Back to sleep. This is the best moment of my life.
  5. Eavesdropping on misinformed people talking with conviction
    Should I correct them? That would be rude, right? But they're so wrong... It's almost rude NOT to help them? No...I shouldn't...