- •When someone forgets a basket ingredient on ChoppedAwaiting the inevitable "this is amazing, but I don't think I got any *ingredient* :/" from the judges
- •Being the first car sitting at a stoplightDid I pull up too far? Where was the line? Am I super far away? This light is a long one, isn't it?
- •Leaving to pee during a movie in the theaterAll you hear is your peeing in the nearly-empty bathroom. Thinking of all the possible things that could be happening in the movie right NOW! Whispering "what did I miss" and getting a half-assed response.
- •Waking up in a panic, realizing you have more timeI'M LATE!!!! Oh.. It's only 4:15???? Back to sleep. This is the best moment of my life.
- •Eavesdropping on misinformed people talking with convictionShould I correct them? That would be rude, right? But they're so wrong... It's almost rude NOT to help them? No...I shouldn't...