1. Wear Birkenstocks
    Preferably the classic two strap.
  2. Love all things Vera Bradley
    Dat paisley doe.
  3. Have at least one friend who is a Mary Kay* consultant
    Better yet, be a Mary Kay consultant. *can be substituted for Thirty One
  4. Be married with children
    Where my single ladies at?!
  5. Enjoy a Friday happy hour
  6. Call your class "my kids"
  7. Explain the difference between Ms. Mrs. and Miss frequently
    Especially applies if you are a Ms. or Miss
  8. Have a sensible pair of Mary Janes
    With the sensible strap
  9. Have a favorite pen
  10. Go to bed at 9 pm