How to Be an Elementary Teacher

  1. Wear Birkenstocks
    Preferably the classic two strap.
  2. Love all things Vera Bradley
    Dat paisley doe.
  3. Have at least one friend who is a Mary Kay* consultant
    Better yet, be a Mary Kay consultant. *can be substituted for Thirty One
  4. Be married with children
    Where my single ladies at?!
  5. Enjoy a Friday happy hour
    Necessity.
  6. Call your class "my kids"
  7. Explain the difference between Ms. Mrs. and Miss frequently
    Especially applies if you are a Ms. or Miss
  8. Have a sensible pair of Mary Janes
    With the sensible strap
  9. Have a favorite pen
  10. Go to bed at 9 pm