THINGS YOU HEAR WHEN YOUR SPOUSE IS ON A CLEANSE

  1. I feel amazing
  2. Is my skin glowing?
  3. Wait till I'm done, I'm telling you this works.
  4. Have I lost weight?
  5. I hate you
  6. I'm starving
  7. I'm so sorry for my mood swings
  8. My tummy hurts
  9. I'm soo tired
  10. I hate this
  11. I'm never doing this again
  12. They say you cant have sex during a cleanse?
  13. Do you still love me?