- •Gym doucheCreatine, protein powder, energy drinks, chalk, Under Armour gear, unnecessarily heavy weights, shrieks, techno music leaking out of headphones, douchery.
- •Beach doucheOk, bro, we get it. You are ripped and huge and have a great tan. But did you really have to wear those "American flag" swim trunks? What a douche.
- •Health profession douche"Really dude? All you want is to make money off your patients? What a douche."
- •Sports douche"No man! I know nothing about Husker football, and I have never tailgated before. Sorry I'm not a douche."
- •TSA douche"Man, don't be so pushy! I have a laptop to get out and pockets to empty. Just wait. No need to be a douche about it."
- •Ultimate frisbee douche"Nice legs, bro." "Yeah, I don't even lift. It's just from running, you know." "Douche."