Most boring awards shows I have sat through during Faith's maternity leave, ranked
- •TonysEven if we got to see Lin spin, sing, cry and say "love" 100 times, musicals are still the worst.
- •GrammysI don't know why we watched this. We didn't even know half the artists or the categories. Well, I guess Kendrick was good.
- •OscarsPer usual, obsessive planning for this floor program left us disappointed when half of the guests left before the end and ballots were left incomplete and in the trash.
- •Mike Rios' Award Ceremony We Were Never Told AboutNot invited. Still the best.