Most boring awards shows I have sat through during Faith's maternity leave, ranked

  1. 1.
    Tonys
    Even if we got to see Lin spin, sing, cry and say "love" 100 times, musicals are still the worst.
  2. 2.
    Grammys
    I don't know why we watched this. We didn't even know half the artists or the categories. Well, I guess Kendrick was good.
  3. 3.
    Oscars
    Per usual, obsessive planning for this floor program left us disappointed when half of the guests left before the end and ballots were left incomplete and in the trash.
  4. 4.
    Mike Rios' Award Ceremony We Were Never Told About
    Not invited. Still the best.