My mom is superstitious about a lot of things. But this one...this one is the best.
  1. Hey mom! Any new witchcraft in your purse these days?
    Static
  2. You mean the way I fold my bills?
    Static
    No mom. I know you fold your bills face out so you make more money.
  3. My scissors?
    Static
    Nope. I know you keep those in your purse so people don't steal from you.
  4. Oh! You mean this one. This one is new.
    Static
    What is it?
  5. It's supposed to keep thieves away.
    Static
    But what is it? Just a red bag?
  6. There is something inside. I'm not supposed to take it out of the bag. If I do, the good luck goes away.
    Static
    Please...
  7. Give me a second.
    Static
  8. Static
  9. It's a bear paw.
    Static
    That's gross.
  10. But it works...I think.
    Static
  11. Enough. I'm putting it away.
    Static
    Love you, mom.