In January of 2015 SkyMall, world famous in-flight catalogue, went bankrupt. Here are the top ten reasons pundits agree on as why.
  1. Body Back Buddy
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    No longer recommended by physical therapists.
  2. Pet bed with shade
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    Costumers declared, overwhelmingly, that their dogs chewed through the shade.
  3. CD Organizer
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    Costumers asked for their money back claiming that the shelves ended up looking like "garbage".
  4. Zombie of Montclair Moor
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    Every Pumpkin Patch Haunted Farmhouse wanted their money back due to rust.
  5. The "Lord of the Rings" Ring
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    Went out of style.
  6. Pup Step
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    Dog-sitters are on the rise, which means someone can physically pick up your dog and put it on the couch.
  7. World Traveller Map
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    Map adhesive lasted only 2 months before dramatically crumbling on children.
  8. Bidet sprayer + iPad Holder
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    Apple sued SkyMall for this blasphemy.
  9. Bigfoot Garden Yeti
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    87-year-old gramma died of a heart attack when visiting her son's backyard. SkyMall was sued.
  10. Portable Infrared Sauna
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    This product was directly responsible for causing to skin cancer, insomnia and hair loss.