Top 10 Reasons SkyMall Went Bankrupt

In January of 2015 SkyMall, world famous in-flight catalogue, went bankrupt. Here are the top ten reasons pundits agree on as why.
  1. 10.
    Body Back Buddy
    No longer recommended by physical therapists.
  2. 9.
    Pet bed with shade
    Costumers declared, overwhelmingly, that their dogs chewed through the shade.
  3. 8.
    CD Organizer
    Costumers asked for their money back claiming that the shelves ended up looking like "garbage".
  4. 7.
    Zombie of Montclair Moor
    Every Pumpkin Patch Haunted Farmhouse wanted their money back due to rust.
  5. 6.
    The "Lord of the Rings" Ring
    Went out of style.
  6. 5.
    Pup Step
    Dog-sitters are on the rise, which means someone can physically pick up your dog and put it on the couch.
  7. 4.
    World Traveller Map
    Map adhesive lasted only 2 months before dramatically crumbling on children.
  8. 3.
    Bidet sprayer + iPad Holder
    Apple sued SkyMall for this blasphemy.
  9. 2.
    Bigfoot Garden Yeti
    87-year-old gramma died of a heart attack when visiting her son's backyard. SkyMall was sued.
  10. 1.
    Portable Infrared Sauna
    This product was directly responsible for causing to skin cancer, insomnia and hair loss.