Weird things I am competitive about

  1. Swimming against old people at the local YMCA
  2. Driving
    Even if I know the is a red light coming up. Getting there first is an ultimate priority.
  3. Getting up early and letting people know about it.
    This means I win the competition for making the most out of my morning.
  4. Knowing exactly what I need at the grocery store.
    Wandering around ALDI is inefficient. Getting food should be a deliberate and fast activity.
  5. Paper towels in public restrooms
    I have to use the least I can. People that use a lot of paper towels are loosing the "save the east" game.
  6. Biking to work
    Fellow bikers: get out of the way!