Weird things I am competitive about
- •Swimming against old people at the local YMCA
- •DrivingEven if I know the is a red light coming up. Getting there first is an ultimate priority.
- •Getting up early and letting people know about it.This means I win the competition for making the most out of my morning.
- •Knowing exactly what I need at the grocery store.Wandering around ALDI is inefficient. Getting food should be a deliberate and fast activity.
- •Paper towels in public restroomsI have to use the least I can. People that use a lot of paper towels are loosing the "save the east" game.
- •Biking to workFellow bikers: get out of the way!