ANNOYING THINGS MY HUSBAND DOES
Because it's not all kittens and rainbows
- •Obsessively checks the couch for dog hair and vacuums it obsessively
- •Keeps buying bananas and not eating them. The bananas turn brown and gross and I have to make banana bread.
- •Claims to see my ex when I'm yelling at him so I'll get distracted
- •Says that him paying for half of our basic living expenses is "subsidizing" meThis is just a dick move and he needs to adjust his thinking