REASONS MY DOG IS A FUCKING WEIRDO

  1. she sleeps with her eyes open
  2. she likes the rain and storms
  3. she get super fucking hyper and will run in circles and then immediately pass out on the couch
  4. this
  5. she tries to be friends with all the scary unnerving neighborhood cats that look like they will eat her
  6. she'll like a treat for 10 mins and then will not even look at it ever again
    I have a shit ton of uneaten treats all over my house