Requested by Brad

Most probable ship dates for products announced at Google IO

Duo and Allo:. July 2016 but it will quickly be replaced by yet another chat application Google releases in August
  1. Google Home: December 2016 but too late to be shipped by Christmas. Price $35 but it accidentally buys pizzas for you about 3 times a week because it thinks you need them. Total cost over lifetime $7500
  2. Android Studio 2.2: tomorrow. We can't wait to see what YOU ship.
  3. Daydream: June 2016 causing much of Dixon valley to suffer from vertigo and crashing a surge on antiemetic futures.
  4. Android N: It is already installed on your phone impossibly because you have an iPhone. Unfortunately Google has to call it a vulgar name due to contractual obligations in a naming contest gone wrong. There are no survivors.