This is Brooklyn?
  1. "I mean, just look around the room. We're all white here!"
    (I'm not white.)
  2. "Raise your hand if you think your parents would pay the ransom for you if you got kidnapped."
    We were discussing An Untamed State, which is a fascinating and complicated read. This was over-simplifying the issue. And for me, raising new ones.
  3. "What's the ACLU?"
    I believe the term is..."face palm"