1. "I can be flexible. As long as everything is exactly the way I want it. I'm totally flexible."
    -Lorelai Gilmore
  2. "It's so satisfying to watch people exercise while you eat junk food."
    -Rory Gilmore
  3. "People are particularly stupid today, I can't talk to any more of them."
  4. "I don't like problems. I avoid them when I can and I don't like people pointing them out to me."
    -Lorelai Gilmore
  5. "I want to live my life so that I'll be able to read an in-depth biography about myself in later years and not puke."
    -Paris Geller