1. Post its!
    Too cute to use, am I right? Even the plain yellow ones are cute okay.
  2. Novelty pens
    I always think , "hey! You're not wasting money buying this syringe pen!" But then it becomes too embarrassing to use in public and just dries up over the years.
  3. Cute notebooks
    Ugly, plain notebooks, I can desecrate.
  4. Socks
    I love new socks! Nothing is sadder than lint-y, worn out, and discoloured socks. NOTHING.
  5. Postcards
    From the kitschiest to the koolest - I will buy them all.