Millinealize a Proverb

Daily Proverbs Re-Written for the Modern Millennial
  1. Better late than pregnant
  2. Keep your friends close and the people who steal your Netflix password closer.
  3. If at first you don't succeed, get someone with a higher GPA to do it for you...
  4. The tweet is mightier than the sword
  5. Feed a man a fish, he's probably vegan.
  6. The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a FitBit.