The 2017 Bonnaroo Lineup was released this morning. (source:
  1. John Mayer
  2. Aziz Ansari: Live
  3. Garth Brooks
    with special appearance by Tricia Yearwood
  4. A Live Reenactment of "High School Musical" with the original cast
  5. Lindsey Stirling
  6. An Hour Long Set of Joe Biden Eating Ice Cream
  7. Outkast
  8. Justin Timberlake
    With a surprise performance from N*Sync cause what else are they doing with their lives?
  9. Backstreet Boys
    Immediately following the N*Sync performance
  10. Jimmy Buffet
  11. Eminem
    Immediately following Jimmy Buffet
  12. The Cast of Pitch Perfect
  13. Missy Elliot Hologram
    Yes, I know she's still alive but this would be cooler.
  14. Screening of Jurassic Park but with live goats doing the voiceovers for the dinosaurs
  15. Chris Stapleton
  16. J-Kwon
    Singing Tipsy on repeat 15 times
  17. Blink 182
  18. The Hamilton Mixtape
  19. Beyoncé hologram
    Real Beyoncé is too expensive