- •Why on earth does Jimmy Fallon have a Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream flavor but Vice President Joe Biden does not?
- •How neat would it be if Barry O. we're to resign this week and give Joe Biden a few days as President?
- •I don't know when "bucket hats" went out of style but I'd like to bring them back because I think I look great in a bucket hat and they're quite functional.
- •Avocados (avocadoes?!) are gross.
- •The best thing about commercials staring Shaq is that the mediocre performance he just delivered was the best take they got. His BEST take. Also, I wanna know how little he gets paid to do commercials?
- •What kind of voodoo did Sherman put on the city of Atlanta when he burned it down to make all of our sports teams never have a championship?
- •I might die in this spin class.