1. When you're unemployed, you can drink popsicles in champagne at noon on a Tuesday.
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  2. Someone thought my Reese's Puffs were his breakfast.
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  3. Traded in my jeep jeep for an even more mom-mobile.
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  4. Caught.
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  5. Breakfast should be every meal of the day.
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