Things I Want To Say But End Up Saying Instead: Wedding Edition

Because every bride has a bride-zilla in her somewhere....
  1. I shouldn't have to text you to see if you're coming.
    No it's fine, I have time!
  2. I gave you pre-addressed and stamped envelopes to return the RSVP card.
    I understand, things get lost!
  3. You're bringing a plus one? That's funny, I didn't give you a plus one....
    Of course you can bring him, the more the merrier!
  4. You absolutely cannot bring your kids.
    We're excited to see you guys!
  5. We are not catering the menu to everyone.
    We will see if we can add some vegan options.