Things I Want To Say But End Up Saying Instead: Wedding Edition
Because every bride has a bride-zilla in her somewhere....
- •I shouldn't have to text you to see if you're coming.No it's fine, I have time!
- •I gave you pre-addressed and stamped envelopes to return the RSVP card.I understand, things get lost!
- •You're bringing a plus one? That's funny, I didn't give you a plus one....Of course you can bring him, the more the merrier!
- •You absolutely cannot bring your kids.We're excited to see you guys!
- •We are not catering the menu to everyone.We will see if we can add some vegan options.