PERKS OF WALKING HOME IN A TORRENTIAL DOWNPOUR WITH NO UMBRELLA

  1. The freedom to jump in puddles.
    You're already soaking wet. Fuck it.
  2. The weather is kind enough to give you the shower you were going to take when you got home.
  3. Natural makeup remover.
  4. Water to quench your thirst in case you forgot a water bottle.
  5. Your singing and dancing in the rain moment.
  6. Nobody can tell if your crying or if it's just rain droplets on your face.
    Incognito crying is the best crying.
  7. Unintentional wet t-shirt contests.
    It's 2am and there's nobody else around so I win by default.
  8. A free soul cleanse.