PERKS OF WALKING HOME IN A TORRENTIAL DOWNPOUR WITH NO UMBRELLA
- •The freedom to jump in puddles.You're already soaking wet. Fuck it.
- •The weather is kind enough to give you the shower you were going to take when you got home.
- •Natural makeup remover.
- •Water to quench your thirst in case you forgot a water bottle.
- •Your singing and dancing in the rain moment.
- •Nobody can tell if your crying or if it's just rain droplets on your face.Incognito crying is the best crying.
- •Unintentional wet t-shirt contests.It's 2am and there's nobody else around so I win by default.
- •A free soul cleanse.