Coming atcha live from a closing shift
  1. We close at 9, but I don't get to go home until midnight because a bunch of animals ransacked the place.
  2. "What time do you close?" "9pm" "Okay, I'll be quick!"
    It's 8:57. Please go home.
  3. It's not my fault that we don't have your size even though the website told you we have it.
    I'm sorry to tell you.
  4. Getting an attitude from people who are in a rush.
    Let me move at hyper speed because you came to shop with a time limit.
  5. I'm pretty sure my manager hates his job more than I do.
    And makes it very, very apparent. Dude, just be nice. None of us dreamed of having a job in retail.
  6. Not making enough money to even be able to shop and use my discount.
    Shoutout to unlivable minimum wage!
  7. "Is this on sale?"
    Did you find it in the sale section? Does it have a sale sticker on it? Oh you just took it off a random rack? No. No it is not.
  8. I'm so happy you just rummaged through an entire 3 piles of shirts to find your size and then decide you don't want it.
    No, it's fine. I'll clean it up.
  9. "Fold that pile again. The shirts aren't symmetrically lined up."
    That's because it's not physically possible. I am not a machine.
  10. I don't make my company's policy. I'm just forced to follow it.
  11. Rude customers who find a way to make everything your fault.
    I'm sorry you're having a bad day. Please don't take it out on me. I'm just trying to make a living.
  12. Working retail has made me bitter.