MY TOP 3 BEST HALLOWEEN COSTUMES

For most people it's an excuse to look shamelessly slutty. For me it's the opposite.
  1. Vampire
    Wore this to school senior year of high school and had a college admissions interview that was rescheduled without my knowledge. Who wants to go to Yale anyway?
  2. Spooky
    Didn't want to dress like the average sorority girl going to a Hallow's Eve Party so I invented a character called "Spooky"... Can you guess which one is me?
  3. Fruitcake
    My mom is the best and when I asked to be a fruitcake for Halloween, she delivered. Unrelated side note, I would have made an amazing gay man.
  4. Honorable Mention: Hip Hop Overalls
    As a youth, I was in a dance troupe called "Hip Hop Kidz." Our uniform was colorfully spray painted overalls with sayings like "2 Funky." Although they give me major camel toe, they serve as a wonderful Plan B costume.