MY TOP 3 BEST HALLOWEEN COSTUMES
For most people it's an excuse to look shamelessly slutty. For me it's the opposite.
- •VampireWore this to school senior year of high school and had a college admissions interview that was rescheduled without my knowledge. Who wants to go to Yale anyway?
- •SpookyDidn't want to dress like the average sorority girl going to a Hallow's Eve Party so I invented a character called "Spooky"... Can you guess which one is me?
- •FruitcakeMy mom is the best and when I asked to be a fruitcake for Halloween, she delivered. Unrelated side note, I would have made an amazing gay man.
- •Honorable Mention: Hip Hop OverallsAs a youth, I was in a dance troupe called "Hip Hop Kidz." Our uniform was colorfully spray painted overalls with sayings like "2 Funky." Although they give me major camel toe, they serve as a wonderful Plan B costume.