If only she knew how many stereotypical rapper characteristics that she possesses.
  1. As long as I've been alive, this is the toilet paper at my grandmother's apartment.
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  2. She LOVES gold statues, especially of herself.
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  3. She does NOT like the rain.
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  4. She has forever and exclusively driven white Cadillacs with the family's crest on it.
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    A crest she made herself in the 70's.
  5. The morning of my sister's graduation, she woke up at 4:30 in the morning to put her face on.
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    I know because I was sleeping in the hotel room with her.
  6. She thinks modesty is for ugly people.
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  7. She turned 90 in November and has never been more fab.
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