THINGS ABOUT MY GRANDMOTHER
If only she knew how many stereotypical rapper characteristics that she possesses.
- •As long as I've been alive, this is the toilet paper at my grandmother's apartment.
- •She LOVES gold statues, especially of herself.
- •She does NOT like the rain.
- •She has forever and exclusively driven white Cadillacs with the family's crest on it.A crest she made herself in the 70's.
- •The morning of my sister's graduation, she woke up at 4:30 in the morning to put her face on.I know because I was sleeping in the hotel room with her.
- •She thinks modesty is for ugly people.
- •She turned 90 in November and has never been more fab.