1. Quicksand
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  2. Opening my blinds and finding a murderer on my fire escape
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  3. When you can hear someone walking in a stairwell but can't see them
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    And if they're whistling, I immediately text my mom how much I love her and promise to watch over my sister
  4. Being chased up the stairs
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  5. All ice breaker activities at work
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  6. Long car rides with a socially awkward human
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  7. Having a microphone when intoxicated
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  8. Answering my bosses office line and not being able to understand anything the person is saying
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  9. Waking up blind
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  10. Getting stuck in an elevator without a cell phone
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  11. My shoelace getting caught in an escalator
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  12. Reading my recent Google searches out loud to a room full of coworkers
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  13. Anything touching me in the ocean
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  14. Governor Ratcliff from Pocahontas
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  15. The sound of static television
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    Go back in your well, Samara