LIFE EVENTS MY HOUSEKEEPER WITNESSED INSTEAD OF MY PARENTS
- •The only home run I ever hit in little league. It was a grand slam.
- •The first time I ate Subway...on 9/11.
- •My first camping trip.
- •Picking me up from school after Sophie kissed me on the cheek behind the art room.
- •The first fender bender I was ever part of.
- •Pretty much any time I ever ate McDonalds.
- •Her name is Rosa Martinez and she is a saint.