LIFE EVENTS MY HOUSEKEEPER WITNESSED INSTEAD OF MY PARENTS

  1. The only home run I ever hit in little league. It was a grand slam.
  2. The first time I ate Subway...on 9/11.
  3. My first camping trip.
  4. Picking me up from school after Sophie kissed me on the cheek behind the art room.
  5. The first fender bender I was ever part of.
  6. Pretty much any time I ever ate McDonalds.
  7. Her name is Rosa Martinez and she is a saint.