What are you lookin' at?
  1. A whole roll of chocolate chip cookies
    Didn't even break a sweat. 💪🏼
  2. Haribo Smurfs/Tangfastics
    You're not the boss of me.
  3. A party sized bag of Funions
  4. A large bag of popcorn with peanut M&Ms recklessly distributed throughout
    Fuck you dude!
  5. A 2 liter of Dr. Pepper
  6. Goldfish
    *continues burping*
  7. Gushers
  8. Oreos
    Don't even try me.
  9. A whole thing of Jack Daniels Tennessee Honey
    I have photographic evidence
    Suggested by @dandylyons