BARS THAT HAVE SUCKED LIFE OUT OF ME
A little at a time
- •Bar Lubitsch"Can I freshen your drink, girl?" "Do I know you, girl?" "Girl, your eyes are just so extra."
- •Mothers"So....settle this for me. Forrest Gump: great movie, or greatest movie?"
- •The ParlorThirty plaid button downs and no clear path to a bathroom
- •Harvard & StoneJohn Mayer lookalike on country western night, burlesque dancers other nights. But I keep coming back because it's a five minute walk home
- •Tonga HutWould you like a cup of liquor with a side of grilled pork?
- •Bonus: The Hangge UppeWelcome to Chicago, where even nice Midwestern boys will make out with you in the bar line so you can win your drunk bet