1. "I'm ready to get married and settle down"
  2. So marriage is your youth funeral?
  3. Getting married marks the certain point where you no longer have fun?
  4. I see this term most used in conjunction with men looking for women
  5. I, an unmarried young adult, have an opinion easily overlooked
  6. But get over yourself and marry someone who meets you where you are in life
  7. Otherwise what's the point?
  8. Seriously, what's the point?
  9. My existential crises continue