MY EX GOT A BAD HAIRCUT

These are the emotions I've cycled through in the last ten minutes
  1. Deep embarrassment
    I can never show your picture to prove you were good looking and that I, thusly, can get it
  2. Joy as pure as sunlight
    I win this round
  3. Guilt over experiencing these feelings
    I'm #over you but
  4. Anticipation for the next ten years of bad trends
    So I can observe you partaking in them from afar