I made this into a hand-cut-and-pasted collage in 2014. It still all applies — http://speckthezine.tumblr.com/post/95688773620/bae-chart
  1. Joseph Gordon-Levitt
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    He is referred to by his real name here because this is a love that has lasted for nearly 20 years now
  2. Theo Huxtable
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  3. Greg
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    I'll be your supernova girl
  4. Pepito
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  5. Gerald
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    Simba was hot, Gerald was cute, and Twister had a skateboard. Gerald is the most bf material here, however. I'm Phoebe ask anyone
  6. Johnny Tsunami
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  7. Gordo
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  8. Jess
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  9. George-Michael Bluth
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    "I don't know, I just feel like I'm supposed to marry him." -real journal excerpt, 12 Oct 07
  10. Seth Cohen
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  11. Jim Halpert
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    I can quote his Casino Night speech anytime any place
  12. Jordan Catalano
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  13. Fox Mulder
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  14. Jon Snow
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    Exclusively referred to as bae
  15. Notably excluded:
    Steve Urkel - my mom asked what my boyfriend was up to whenever I watched a family matters rerun. He was just a friend