Requested by @aprilkquioh
Thanks 2 @aprilkquioh
  1. The best (only) views are from parking garages
  2. There is no weather
    75 and sunny is the default, like a white man's perspective.
  3. The ghost of Zooey Deschanel haunts me, but I don't mind it
    She used to frequent my favorite super-LA vaguely healthy cafe, and she bought a house in Manhattan Beach (aka the South Bay, aka my South Bae). And her literal ghost follows me around
  4. I can use drought patterns as small talk
  5. The sunlight erases the hopelessness from everyone's eyes (it's still there behind my F21 sunnies)