TOP FIVE FAVE LOS ANGELES QUIRKS
Thanks 2 @aprilkquioh
- 1.The best (only) views are from parking garages
- 2.There is no weather75 and sunny is the default, like a white man's perspective.
- 3.The ghost of Zooey Deschanel haunts me, but I don't mind itShe used to frequent my favorite super-LA vaguely healthy cafe, and she bought a house in Manhattan Beach (aka the South Bay, aka my South Bae). And her literal ghost follows me around
- 4.I can use drought patterns as small talk
- 5.The sunlight erases the hopelessness from everyone's eyes (it's still there behind my F21 sunnies)