TRENDS I CANT PULL OFF

As in I refuse to pull them off my body I love trends and these specifically
  1. Crop tops
    I moved to California for the permanent crop top weather
  2. Monochromatic color schemes
    My all gray ensembles have been deemed chic by the teens I see at the mall who nod in approval at me
  3. Expensive toasts I make myself
    I love smashing an avocado on a piece of bread every morning it's the whitest part of my day and I relish it
  4. Mid rise jeans
    I'm a Mom and you will like it
  5. Bad lip color
    No lip color is bad if we're being honest and I look good in them all anyway