UNEXPECTED WAYS I HAVE DEVELOPED

  1. I don't like cities
    I grew up in a soul suckingly dull mid-sized southern town, and I was really sure that moving to The Big City would solve my problems and I'd get bangs and I'd live a really glamorous, metropolitan, martini lifestyle. Instead I discovered that cities are crowded garbage (New York), crowded highways (LA), or crowded successions of suburbs (Chicago). I am an only child. I like being alone.
  2. I developed breasts
    Was really sure I wouldn't
  3. Sentiment is my best friend
    I like weepy period dramas, tragic romantic literature, and baby animal videos. I had a Scarface poster hanging in my teenage bedroom, so this is surprising to me.
  4. I am friends with my parents
    Not close friends. But somewhere around brunch level friends