Ten years ago
  1. You will figure out your eyebrows
    There is an arch! It will take an Indian woman and 7 years to find it
  2. You will figure out the source of your fear of true intimacy
    And overcome it!
  3. You may not have found your soup snake by age 23, but you will be so grateful for the non-🍜🐍s you have found
    Some are good friends. Some are truly garbage. You wouldn't have it any other way
  4. Fall out boy breaks up but gets back together pop punk will never die
  5. You will regularly shave your legs as an adult and it does not "grow back thicker and worse"
    Suck it mom
  6. You will be loved
    You will have friends. And they will like you just as you are.