HERE'S HOW I KNOW IM NOT AN ADULT: MAYBE SOME REGRETS
Cheers! I'm incompetent! ✌🏻️
- •MortgagesWhat? How does this work!!!
- •APRAnnual what????
- •Line of creditMom help
- •Eating snacks as full mealsI do this 6/7 nights of the week. I eat enough snacks that I'm full. It works. I'm still alive.
- •Wake up for work 45 minutes before I need to leaveI will never not do this. It's why I always look like:
- •Sports bra vs underwireI have big boobs. Sports bras are the hugs and love my girls need.
- •Ignoring vacuuming and the scuzz on my sinkYup. Guilty.
- •Flinging my clothes everywhereI get home after work and my pants and shirt come flying off. I almost took out Prada with my bra one time. Poor kitty.
- •Playing the "my gas tank light is on" gameNothing better than waking up, getting in your car to drive 80mph to get to work by 8:05 then seeing your gas light on. Insta-adrenaline every time.
- •Making my bedI used to love making my bed. Now I could give two fucks what kind of pillows I have and now my duvet looks. Can't win em all. Pls don't tell my mom.