1. Understand the nutritional facts
    So I eat it all... Right??
  2. Math
    Not basic math I can 2 + 2. It's when things get complicated.... Decimals, fractions etc
  3. Tell my left from my right
    This burns me daily.
  4. Figure out my bra size
    It changes from store to store
  5. How much soap to use for laundry
    It says concentrate so it's stronger... This is a really big load of laundry so a cup should work....
  6. Eat like a normal person
    Snacks are meals, meals are snacks
  7. Figure out portion sizes
    What do you MEAN I can't eat an entire box of pasta!?