THE ONLY WAY I CAN CONVINCE MYSELF TO GET OUT OF BED: INTERNAL DIALOUGE
Working full time means being awake full time 🙃😭
- •Is that my alarmPlease no. It's just my imagination. Damn I'm so good at that. Wait. No. Definitely my alarm. FUUUUUUUUUUCK
- •Ok, so how much longer can I sleep? *burns retinas looking at phone screen* great! 10 more minutes
- •There's my alarm. I should probably get out of bed.This cocoon is so comfy. Warm. Comfy. Safe. Waaaaahhhhhhh.
- •Nina, if you get up now you can shower, put on makeup AND go to Starbucks.Man the basic runs strong in me.
- •*still doesn't get up*If you get up now you can get Starbucks AND a bagel
- •Ideal workday: 10-6.I get to sleep in, get coffee, be awake while operating my car AND be a functional adult
- •GODDAMN IT IM LATEBut not late enough not to the the Starbucks 😎