1. Complains about being chubby
    Eats an entire bag of chips, eats an entire pan of brownies, eats en entire thanksgiving meal
  2. Talks in weird PeeWee Herman-esque voices
    God I'm so annoying *continues to talk in weird voice*
  3. Not really hungry but stuffs face anyway
    I have 0 control over my impulses
  4. Wants to be alone but also needs human interaction
    Sorry Zack. I love you, leave me alone but I love you!
  5. Being tired but not sleeping
    😡