THINGS I DO THAT ANNOY ME

  1. Complains about being chubby
    Eats an entire bag of chips, eats an entire pan of brownies, eats en entire thanksgiving meal
  2. Talks in weird PeeWee Herman-esque voices
    God I'm so annoying *continues to talk in weird voice*
  3. Not really hungry but stuffs face anyway
    I have 0 control over my impulses
  4. Wants to be alone but also needs human interaction
    Sorry Zack. I love you, leave me alone but I love you!
  5. Being tired but not sleeping
    😡