THOUGHTS CURRENTLY ON MY MIND

It's *that* time
  1. Is my uterus trying to kill me?
  2. Is it bad to take more than 6 ibuprofen?
  3. Am I dying? Is this the end?
  4. It's too hot for a heating pad.
  5. Thank god for my cat
  6. I will make a deal w you uterus, you stop trying to punch my insides and I'll give you literally anything you could ever want. Please. Oh please, oh please, oh please.