THOUGHTS FROM A RESTAURANT: GET IN ME
I'm a heathen. It's not a secret.
- •I went to my fave restaurant post workout for a fuckin cheeseburger.
- •I'm basically salivating pulling into the parking lotIt's a condition I like to call "I can almost taste the cheeseburger"
- •We get seated immediatelyNot because we're VIP, but because this place has adequate seating (but we're also basically VIP)
- •The wait for the waitress begins. At this point I basically need gauze for the droolSHES BEEN SPOTTED. COME TO ME!
- •The pleasantries are great but really I just need an order of moz stocks STAT.Thank you for the water.... But all I can think about is moz sticks. I have an addiction.
- •Also, while you're putting in the moz sticks in could you, uh, put in an order for a cheeseburger?Omg u sweet baby faced angel 50% tip 4 u
- •MFW I finally get the moz sticks*This is my actual face. This was about pizza. I live an exciting life.
- •I basically hoover all 8 sticks into my face before my boyfriend even realizes they've hit the tableSorry babe. Don't hate the player, hate the game
- •Now the wait for my burger begins5 minutes feels like a goddamn life time.
- •Our waitress, the sweet angel she is, comes and checks up on us. She lets me know the food should be out shortlyI have to cover my mouth to keep my tongue from hitting the table
- •Then I spot itThe golden, glistening bun
- •DA BURGERYAS KWEEN YAS KWEEN!!!!!!
- •*immediately goes to town on burger & fries and doesn't surface for air until apart of the clean plate club*The burger was gone so fast I didn't even have time to snap a pic :(