THOUGHTS FROM THE PORCELAIN THRONE

  1. This guy is always by me while I'm atop my throne
    Better yet, why are you purring???
  2. Have people ever died on the toilet?
  3. Man I need to paint my toes
  4. I'm almost out of toilet paper
    Present-Nina are you going to be a bitch to future-Nina? The answer is yes. Always yes.
  5. What the fuck did I eat
  6. My shower curtain is baller
    Is he judging me????
  7. I should probably flush. I finished 5 minutes ago.
  8. What if I became a fashion blogger? I have the fashion sense of a Neanderthal. What if I became a food blogger? I take photos of my food... Always....
  9. Ugh I have to go to work tomorrow 😒
    Maybe we will get a freak May snow shower and work will get cancelled!?
  10. Was that thunder or a plane?
  11. Ok, it's been 10 minutes. Time to get up.
  12. 30 more seconds.
  13. ITS BEEN 20 MINUTES!?